Funny adult keychains

🔑 Funny Adult Keychains | Sarcastic, Sassy & Honest Key Tags
Need a gift that gets a laugh and starts a conversation? Our funny adult keychains are the perfect way to add some bold personality to your bag, keys, or gift-giving game. Hilarious but true — they’re guaranteed to be a hit with friends, coworkers, or anyone with a great sense of humor!

💬 Why You’ll Love Them:
✅ Hilarious, honest, and totally relatable sayings

✅ Perfect for birthdays, stocking stuffers, office gifts & just because

✅ Makes a great conversation starter or mood-lifter!

🪵 Product Details:
🔹 Made from 1/8" white-faced eucalyptus wood

🔹 Each keychain is laser cut and engraved

🔹 Size varies between 3–4 inches depending on design

🔹 Includes your choice of tassel color
Note: Tassel colors may vary slightly due to supplier availability, but we strive to keep it close!

🔹 Handmade with care – slight variations or small imperfections may occur (and add to the charm!)

🛍️ How to Order:
-Choose your keychain style/saying

-Select your tassel color

-Sit back and wait for the laughs to roll in 🎉

🕒 Processing Time:
-3–5 business days for design, engraving, and packaging

-Business days = Monday–Friday

-Processing time does not include shipping

🚚 Shipping Info:
📦 Ships via USPS First Class Mail (Estimated 3–5 business days)

🚫 No shipping on weekends

📬 We ship to your Etsy address on file
→ Need to change it? Contact us within 6 hours of purchase

❗ Return & Exchange Policy:
Every item is made to order, just for you! Because of this:

🚫 No returns or exchanges unless the item is defective or incorrect

💬 If there's an issue, contact us within 7 days of delivery and we’ll make it right!

🙏 Thank You for Supporting Handmade!
♥ From our family to yours, we’re so grateful for your support of our small business. We hope your keychain brings you (or someone you love) a smile — or a good belly laugh!
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