💔 Breakup Toilet Paper – Savage but Sanitary Goodbye Gift
Need to wipe the slate clean after a bad relationship? Say goodbye with style (and sarcasm) using our Breakup Toilet Paper Roll — the ultimate gift for a fresh start. Whether you're sending a message or just need a laugh, this roll gets the job done… literally.
🧻 Printed on the outer layer — bold message, no confusion
😆 Hilarious AND practical — peel the outer layer and use the rest
🎀 Gift-ready — wrapped in cellophane and tied with a decorative ribbon
Perfect for:
-Breakup survival kits
-Funny revenge gifts
-Petty party favors
-Starting fresh with humor 💅
📦 What’s Included:
-1 Roll of novelty toilet paper with printed design
-Professionally wrapped and ready to give
🕒 Processing Time:
-Please allow 3–5 business days for design, print, and packaging
-Processing time does not include shipping time
-Business days are Monday–Friday
🚚 Shipping Info:
-Ships via USPS First Class (Est. 3–5 business days for delivery)
-Delivery estimate provided after your order ships
-No shipping on weekends
-Delivery time may vary by location and carrier conditions
📦 Orders ship to your Etsy address – please contact us within 6 hours if you need to make a change
🔁 Returns & Exchanges:
This item is made to order, so we do not accept returns or exchanges unless:
-The item is defective, or
-You received the wrong item
-We will replace defective/wrong items within 7 days of your purchase.
💬 Questions?
Message us anytime through Etsy! We respond within 24–48 hours.
🙏 From our family to yours – thank you!
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